Keeping Cookies Soft and a Great Fruit Pizza Recipe

Hi folks:

If you have a sweet tooth, we are siblings, for certain. Cookies are a delight when they are soft. When they are hard enough to draw blood, crack a tooth, or require extensive dental work, not so much.

So how do you keep them moist and soft? A piece of bread will do the trick. Here’s how: Put your cookies in a Tupperware-type container and add a piece of bread. Seal the container and there you go. If your cookies have gotten concrete-like, it may take a couple of days to soften them up, but this works like a champ. [Please note that you do not want to reuse the bread. it will become as hard as a rock. When rigor mortis has set in on the bread, replace it with a new slice (if any cookies remain; at my house, the chance of cookie leftovers is slim to none).]

On to the fruit pizza recipe. You need to make a batch of your favorite sugar cookie recipe, rolling out the dough and placing it on a pizza pie pan. If you are in a hurry or don’t have a favorite sugar cookie recipe, you are a more lazy cook than I am- or time efficient. The ready-made cookie dough works just as well, if you can roll it out. Bake as directed. Chop up your favorite fruit, such as strawberries, grapes, kiwi, blueberries (don’t chop the blueberries; leave them whole), and the like. Set them aside.

As the cooked cookie cools (say that three times fast!), heat one bar of Philadelphia Brand Cream Cheese in your microwave until it gets soft. When you are able to stir it (usually after 1 1/2 to 2 minutes in the microwave), stir in one box of confectioner’s sugar.

Once those ingredients are totally mixed, spread the mixture onto the cooled cookie (leave the cookie on the pizza pie pan or you will regret it).

While you are decoratively putting your fruit on the fruit pizza, heat up one small jar of apricot jam in the microwave (about one minute). When you have your fruit arranged in a pleasant way (circles work best, here, but be creative), stir the apricot jam and then spread it on top of the fruit pizza. (Note: The apricot jam cuts the feeling of too much sweet in the fruit pizza). Refrigerate your fruit pizza until you are ready to eat it.

Please note that you cannot make this a day ahead or it will become soggy. You must eat it the day it is made, so either eat a lot of it or send it home with friends. It does not keep well overnight. It should be refrigerated, even if you try to beat the odds and eat it over two days. It will be very wet the second day and following, but it is still edible.

Best,

Dr. Sheri

This Weekend’s Radio and Television Appearances

Hi Everyone:

I will be on the Andre Whitehead shows this weekend. Here is a list of those appearances. I hope you can tune in. I also hope I didn’t embarrass myself!

This weekend we’ll introduce you to an author, educator and blogger discussing becoming “Suddenly Single!” You just have to meet Sheri Dean Parmelee on TV Sat 7am WGNT/27 in Tidewater, Sun 9am on CW Central VA. Sheri will also be on our Radio show Sun 8am atWLNI.com.

Best,

Dr. Sheri

P.S. Sorry, wrong picture…. I was going for a microphone…such is life.

Getting Home from the Airport Successfully

Hello everyone:

Traveling has become a recent occurrence in my life ever since my mother died. About once a month, I go from Point A to Point B to visit my elderly father.

One thing I learned pretty quickly was that it is very easy to lose your car in a 9-story parking garage at the airport. Covered parking is only one of the options available at the airport, so how do you know where you left your car when you get back? I have run into folks who were clueless, telling me, “Oh, I left my car in the garage. Won’t the bus take me back to it?”

Well, yes, in a manner of speaking. The bus, if you hop on the right one, will take you to the garage. Keep in mind that there are a boatload of parking options at larger airports, so which bus will you get on? Daily? Long term A? Long term B? Amtrak? Metro? You get the idea.

Let’s say you get on the right bus. Now, at which stop do you get off? With the Daily Parking Garage, you have four more choices. Then you have to decide which floor to go to. There are nine options with this decision.

“Whoa,” you might say. “Slow down here.”

Let’s work through this backwards, to figure out how to find your vehicle. You arrive at the airport and decide on the Daily garage. Superb. If this is the first time you parked there, write it down. Next, pull into the parking space, making note of which floor, which aisle, and which space you are in. For example, 7H 42. Write it down and put the piece of paper somewhere you can find it easily. Do not leave it in your car. Do, on the other hand, leave your parking ticket in the car (see the next paragraph).

Make sure you put enough cash in your car, along with the parking lot entrance ticket, to pay for your parking expenses when you get back. You may return from your trip penniless. (My record is 25 cents.) That way, you can get your car out of hock without having to go to a strange ATM with your suitcases in tow.

Do not lose the parking ticket or you will have to fill out forms galore and prove when you took off and landed, in order to get out of the garage. I will be the poor, in-a-hurry slob behind you in the cash payment line who has to wait for you to fill out the form, pay through the nose for your parking, and chat with the employee about how unfair it is….I’ve been behind plenty of those folks and had some unkind thoughts about them during the ten minutes it took them to pay their way out of the garage. Help me keep my Baptist, folks. Don’t lose that ticket!

So, you are on the right bus. Take a minute and locate your piece of paper that has your floor, aisle, and parking space written on it. Get off the bus when you get to the garage, take all of your baggage (and small children) with you, take the elevator to the right floor, and there’s your space!

Best,

Dr. Sheri

Recalcitrant wipers

Hello everyone:

Have you ever gotten stuck, really stuck in a rain storm and not known how to use your car’s windshield wipers? Maybe you’ve borrowed a friend or family member’s car. Perhaps you have rented a car to take you to that first big job interview.

And then it begins to rain. Folks, that’s not the time to search for the location of the wipers. It’s also not the best time to figure out how to turn them on (every car is different, or so it seems).

I was on a trip to Florida, which is known for torrential rainstorms, when suddenly it began to pour. I was about an hour and a half from my condo when the storm struck and it was as if someone was standing by the side of the road, pouring water on my car.

It was dark, which didn’t help matters one iota. The streetlights were few and far between which made things worse. And then I couldn’t figure out which way to flick the wiper switch. (It was not intuitively obvious!)

Here’s my personal recommendation: figure this out before you get on the road, especially if rain is forecast. Have you ever had this challenge? It’s not fun, trust me. Next time, perhaps I’ll talk about trying to open the gas door on an unfamiliar car, and wanting to refill your tank before you run out. Another issue: the location of the gas gauge isn’t always where you expect- you could be looking at the engine temperature light instead. (And you thought you were just getting great gas mileage!)

Have a great day and feel free to share your tales of woe.

Best,

Dr. Sheri

Plan ahead when traveling during the semester

Hello everyone:

Sometimes students go on a trip during the term. I do not recommend it, especially if you are going on vacation. You will get behind and you will not have an excused absence.

Occasionally your work requires that you go, so you have no choice. It can be difficult, particularly if you are out of the country and have limited internet access for your online course.

Last July, I was out of the country for about a week and a half, in spite of teaching four courses. I always access my classes every day of the term, so I had to be available on a daily basis. Here are my suggestions for success in traveling while a student (or a professor!):

First, make sure that your computer battery is completely charged before you take off. Do not depend on electricity being available to you in-country. It might not be.

Nest, test your electricity adapter in the new country on something less important than your computer. (I tried mine out on my hair dryer and electric curlers. Both were fried the first time I used them in England. The adapter I was sold in the US did not work properly in England. I began using the hotel’s hairdryer but had to buy new curlers because I disliked the smell of burning hair.) The good news is that I have a new hairdryer here and I have new curlers to take with me the next time I visit merry old England.

My computer battery was down to 12% before I found a store that had the right adapter. It was a very stressful time and we had to go to four different cities to find an Apple store that had the right adapter for my brand new Mac Air Book. New is good but it is not always great because little towns and villages do not always have the up-to-date item that will interact well with your new computer.

Finally, check into your class and your teammates (if you have them) whenever possible because you never know when the Internet of your host country will be down.

What ideas can you share?

Best,

Dr. Sheri

No longer huffy with Huffy

Hello everyone:

Well, Huffy bikes are back on my “nice” list. They replaced my old bike with a brand new one, after we learned that a manufacturing defect made my old bike unsafe to ride.

I am now the proud owner of a white bike with purple trim that works like a champ (the bike, not the trim). See what happens when you write  a sentence that is ambiguous? Things get muddy very quickly.

Now if only my air conditioning was working like a champ!

Best,

Dr. Sheri

Excluding exclusions for the purpose of exclusion

Hello everyone:

Even though I usually blog on Tuesdays and Fridays, this simply could not wait. There is a sale that I absolutely must tell you about.

It is at one of my favorite stores, Banana Republic.  Their merchandise is nicely made and is generally a great price. I shop there several times a year, especially for my sons.

Here’s the deal: when I was walking at the mall today, I noticed a giagantic sign on Banana Republic’s window: 40% off everything! Hey, that sounded good to me, count me in.

Underneath that siren call were the somewhat smaller words “No exclusions for Banana Republic merchandise.” I thought everything in that store was BR merchandise, but who am I to argue? Fine, we’re still good. I’m going to get my purse when my fitness walk is finished and I am so in that store!

Underneath those words, in much smaller font, were the words “some exclusions apply.” Now wait a minute here. Everything is included, including the inclusion of merchandise that BR doesn’t actually own, except for what is not included. Am I following here? Or are we excluding exclusions for the purposes of exclusion? I am not sure what’s happening here, but it doesn’t sound good.

This kinda reminds me of the one-day Macy’s sales that are frequently advertised. The preview day is Friday and the sale is Saturday but it has been my experience when attending preview days that they NEVER ask you to put the merchandise back and return on Saturday. We may have some fuzzy math going here, but that really sounds like a two-day one-day sale there. (If they really wanted to be creative, why not add in a “review day” so that their two-day one-day sale could actually last three days?) Macy’s, I have provided that worthwhile idea completely free of charge. You’re welcome.

Folks, can you help me out here? What is going on with my beloved Banana Republic? Is what I want excluded or included? It would be great to hear from you.

Best,

Dr. Sheri

Huffy bikes revisited

Hello everyone:

Well, I don’t know if Huffy bikes reads blogs but they emailed me yesterday, to offer me a new bike. We are working out the details. Will keep you posted.

This leads me to a very practical idea: It pays to complain. Your letter or phone call of complaint needs to be very pleasant and you should not threaten, but it is possible to get the job done.

Express yourself clearly and state what action you want taken. Make sure that you do not go over-board and do not attack the company or individual personally.

Keep the main thing the main thing. What is wrong? How can they make it right? Do you have anything you can compliment them on sincerely?

For example, I love my Huffy bike. It is pretty and (except for a major defect in the construction) has given me many hours of pleasure as I have ridden the bike in Cocoa Beach (in my condo parking lot, so it didn’t get dirty!).  It is a beautiful baby blue and looks like I just bought it yesterday.

If I hadn’t gotten a flat tire (I wore the tire out, according to my bike guy), I would never have known that danger was lurking nearby (the front end could have snapped off, sending me head-over-heels into whatever was nearby).

When I called the company, I asked to speak to the supervisor of the man I had previously talked to. When she came on the line, I very clearly (and politely) told her what I wanted to have happen (replace the bike).

When she refused, saying that the engineers and lawyers had determined that the bike was safe, I politely asked her for a letter stating that they had decided (without actually examining the bike) that everything was fine AND that they agreed to pay any medical bills that resulted from the “catastrophic failure” of my bike.

She hedged. I insisted nicely. She hedged some more……..I insisted, firmly but politely. She said she would let me know. A few days later, I got a very nice email from someone else at the company, saying that they would replace the bike free of charge.

We are working out the details. I will let you know what happens in a future email. It pays to be nice, firm, and coherent in what you want or need from a business. [Did you notice a theme of politeness here?]

Best,

Dr. Sheri

Getting Huffy with Huffy Bikes

Hello everyone:

A flat bike tire sent me scrambling to my local bike shop in Cocoa Village yesterday. The diagnosis was surprising. Not only had I worn our my back tire, which the bike man said was “impressive,” but I also had a problem that could end up as a “catastrophic failure” with my bike.

Basically, there was a part on my bike that could let loose and send me head-over-heels on my bike. He called Huffy Bikes for me. To no avail. I called Huffy Bikes, also to no avail.  My bike guy, with 20 years of experience in repairing bikes, told me that the bike was unsafe to ride.

Two phone calls from both of us to Huffy later, we were informed that the Huffy lawyers and engineers felt the bike was safe to ride and they would do absolutely nothing to help. Key here is their desire to cover-their-backsides by a series of calls to their lawyers!!!!

I requested a letter stating the bike was safe and that Huffy would pay for any injuries resulting from the “catastrophic failure” and I heard……nothing.

I love riding my bike, which has now been put back together and which now has a new tire. However, I will NEVER buy another bike from Huffy. Please send this posting along to your friends, to warn them of the unsatisfactory service that Huffy provides to their customers.

What Huffy tale of woe would you like to share with others?

Best,

Dr. Sheri